Jungle Cruise has a theme song now?

I'd say it's about time my ride has a theme song! I've had my own theme song for quite a while now before I discovered this beauty of a song. A couple things to note while listening to this song:

1) He sings his song (decently, but could be worse so I'm not complaining.)

2) There are no lyrics posted (neither a bouncing ball to follow either, what a shame.)

3) This is ONE of several songs made just for the Jungle Cruise!

I'm closing my blog down . . . forever

Ha! April Fools! . . . wait a sec, I'm a bit late on that one. Where did all the time go? Since when did the Spice Girls get back together? Who fed my goldfish? What's happened to my blog? Well, I think my blog is tired of me walking out on it every so often, so that I'm not even allowed to live under my rock anymore, I've moved up to the dog house! I'm really digging the sound of having a roof over my head now held up by four wooden walls, with a doorway, how cool is that? The downside is, I'm gonna have to work even harder this time to win my blog's heart back! Over the next few weeks, you'll probably see me toying around with all the new blog functions and tricks blogger came up with, because you all know me and playing with other people's, and blog's buttons *insert evil laugher here.* In the meantime, whoever still manages to follow this blog, and read through all my nonsense, thanks for your loyalty, and for that, I'll keep this blog going for your entertainment! Just do me a favor please, and let me know what you'd like to see on here, any questions for Ask A Skipper? Anything you'd like me to rant about for the War Rant? Got a cool place you'd like me to check out? Anything fun or gamey? Let me know! I'd love to hear from you! Comment below, send me an email, I'm even on Facebook!

Hey mom, I'm still playing with my food!

Here are some really artsy Oreos where I think someone had a little too much time on their hands to be playing with the delicious cream filling. Next, who doesn't love to play with their food and sculpt it to these impressive food figures? Finally, here's a guy who looooooves his vegitables, and turns them into stunning works of art Carl Warner calls, "Foodscapes". Next time you or your kids are poking around their peas and carrots or mashed potatoes, might want to let them finish and see what they could come up with!

The way baseball should be

I'm just about done with revising my icons, banner, and even added a favicon! Here's some just as fun and exciting as all my new little updates, baseball videos!

Here's an article with video about Ben Revere of the Twins who turns a trip into an awesome somersault. Think that's pretty cool? Check out this awesome first pitch!

Have anything cool or fun that you'd like me to share? Email me or comment below! Pygmy out.

I miss Saturday Morning Cartoons

Today, Pygmy's got a looong day ahead of him, and probably won't have time after work to come up with a blog today. But not to worry though, I won't leave you empty-handed. As I'm off working my spearbutt off, you can watch the best, most exciting video I have ever seen ever, and it's just as long and as fun as my 13 hour long day too! If you've liked that one, you can also check out this one too, just as awesome as the first, if not better.

And for those of you who actually sat down and watched both videos in their entirety, here are a couple videos to make up for what you've just endured. This one, that one, and this other one that looks wrong but really isn't.

Enjoy!

Nutty new Holiday tradition

As I was searching for a picture to post tomorrow where I come up with a possibly witty and funny comment, I stumbled upon this picture I took while working at Universal Studios in Orlando. This is the "Holiday" Tree from Macy's Holiday Parade. (Can't call it a Christmas Tree, that wouldn't be politically correct, bah humbug!) It has a very impressive light display as you can see all the lights on it, almost as if there are more bulbs than there are branches for them to hang on. But if you look close enough in the picture above, you might see a little furry head of a squirrel peeking out. Ok, so there's a squirrel in the tree, no big deal, right? Who hasn't seen a squirrel climb a tree with lights before? Let me tell you, this isn't a real squirrel, but a mechanical squirrel added in the tree. Now why would they do that? The mechanical squirrel was added in as a tribute to a real squirrel that did climb all inside the tree and started gnawing on the branches and light strands. They've tried to catch it and remove it, but couldn't because it was too fast for them. After several repairs to the lights, they finally caught him as he fried himself biting into a power line. They felt sorry for the little guy, and added this little mechanical squirrel as a little memorial for it, right where it had been zapped. Not many know of the squirrel's existance, because nobody ever gets close enough to really examine the tree. Besides, it's best to admire the tree from quite a distance so that you can see the whole thing go through it's light display. Next time you head down to Universal Studios for their annual Macy's Holiday Parade, try to see if you can find the squirrel in the tree. If you do, you'll now know why it's there.